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Not on time, but it's fun to listen to Episode 31
We talk about our trip to Mitsui (japanese mall), and the gabutto burger, fizzy candy. making our own eggrolls, and we run into a cosplay convention.  We also talk about movie filming locations, people cutting over at the last minute during highway splits, a semi-trailer tipping over makes krissy 3 hours late, purple cases always for ipod touch not iphone, scion getting a purple makeover, popeye's gives you a fly in your tea, report cards at work, porno minesweeper, why is our dog a rooster pop-tart, don't dare joe to build something because he just might, and finally.. check your garage, someone might break into it in 6 seconds flat!

Not exactly early, but it's Episode 30!
We talk about our marathon trip, Joe has a personal project that might make it to market, we celebrate our 10 year anniversary, a peep store opens up in maryland (don't tell krissy's mom), AFV videos that aren't funny but sad, funeral tribute video ripoff, walmart squeaks and alcohol purchase, blue october show, road construction, uverse/dvr, roadkill, fried avacado, double down KFC, dusty's toe in bad shape, and krissy's knee not so good either

We're so fine, it's Episode 29
We talk about cheap toilet paper/paper towels, krissy get new glasses, excited about illinois marathon meetup May 1st, furnace scare, drunk recovery, cooking shows with dozens of ingredients, rhoda youtube video exceed 15k hits (ad revenue?), pizza delivery GPS, UPS sucks, moving d&d church pew, effed up movie weekend, twilight books, garmin custom voice, iphone 4.0 speculation, New iphone apps (geocaching, park me, diners drive-ins and dives, dozeguard), and a dose of seriouslys.. Phew, long show! 

Even though it's late, here's Episode 28
Meeting Mario Andretti, Cardstar app to eliminate those discount things on your keyring, Toyotaissues, Joe has crush on Electrical/MechanicalEngineer, Joe reminisces about fireside roller rink, especially the concrete roller coaster, facebook frenemies, Krissy's car accident, annoying neighbor gets his car repossessed, and drunken stepmom call

Just like heaven, It's Episode 27
We talk about falling icecles, remote controlled snowblowers, Haiti and celebrities tweeting about relief, pack a gun when you fly, falling asleep in front of the computer, work actually DOES appreciate joe, oberweis isn't everywhere, books krissy wants to read, we're so done with the snow, Lady Gaga show, splenda vs sugar in coffee, pepsi throwback, feeling guilty about buying anything in a bad economy, humidifier fiasco, joe says "God I'm stupid", stupid sunday drivers and roadhogs, and google voicemail spam

Back in the mix, It's Episode 26
We talk about the Guy Fieri Culinary Road tour, guy fieri psycho fan, We stop at another triple D spot "Smoque bbq", Ricky sketches a gift for Krissy, Google lets you fix their maps, New segment "I ponder", 2 Seriouslys, Voicemail fixed for good thanks to google voice

Lord alive! It's Episode 25
Slacking and getting sick, changing doctors, our dogs got spoiled at christmas, toyota squeaky toy commercial, quitting in a bad economy, fire house chair xmas gift, anyone have sick sex? Almond milk, revealing shapewear, Krissy always gets screwed at restaurants, Joe gets flustered at the drive-thru, tangerine club in vegas closed, Garth Brooks at Wynn, Impossible to create a wikipedia page, Tim Borbely greatest cheerleader in the world, Christmas cards, SMS christmas shopping, Trotski comes for a visit, Camaro club had BTTF deloreans

Bout fricken time, Episode 24
Itunes re-arrange apps finally happens, sleep app-nea, custom chuck taylors, goshen indiana trip, mophie gets stuck, Route66 tour in springfield, America works too hard, Chicago loses 2016 olympics, Monsters inside me TV show, guy fieri rock n roll tour, New seriously intro

Episode 23
It's so quiet.. ssssh (krissy new laptop), had a blast at dawn and drew's party, who took 192proof shots? I fixed drew's dartboard, netflix or redbox? Do you work here? Augmented reality on iphone (yelp), krissy's purple mophie.

Episode 22

Krissy returns from her trip
Everyone wishes Krissy a happy birthday, including a voicemail from Tborb
192 proof vodka
Degree appreciates customers by spamming them
Are there people that head off goodwill donors?
Flickr spam
tin foil on teeth icky?
dependancy on walmart
exercise won't make you thin
DAPDZA

Episode 21

New keyboard and mouse
flakey craigslist people
following celebrities on twitter:
Ben Stiller
david pogue
michael ian black
adam savage
Penn Jillette
Teller
Drew Carrey
Steve Carell
Ethan "randy" Suplee
Bobby flay
Guy Fieri (diners drive-ins and dives)
David Spade
Kevin Nealon
Kevin Smith
Weird Al yankovic
Mike Rowe
Smitten Bayou
Amber Macarthur
Leo Laporte
Dick Debartolo
Nick Swardson
Steve Watson

HP tech support sucks
"So" jar begins
Itunes cards for birthday, I bought airmouse and autostitch
Toyota solar flowers
Shweeb bicycle coaster
sandra bullock love top gear
Mind Wrap

Episode 20

Dogs annoy us again
Watermelon obsession
tattoo update
ribfest
Dachshund Unityfest
ebay deadbeat bidders
Degree no-aluminum
We attempt to have a call-in show
Crocs are made by Leo Laporte's Wife's Step-sister
Start-delayer
How to cool down a hot car fast
Hertz in Italy renting lotus
Twitvid

Episode 19
Upcoming free Smashmouth concert in Itasca
rhoda tattoo progress
zorb ball
odie's birthday
sirius/xm iphone app
wireless iphone charging
Sears tower glass skydeck
honda insight gets bad review
A new segment we don't have a name for "things I can't wrap my mind around"

Episode 18
Our Voicemail number shuts off
Issues with our mower
toad city
bad iphone repair
bad iphone app prevents syncing
my d&d intro gets played
"Love person" play
Eating ethiopian food with hard to describe pancakes called Injera
Krissy about to get her tattoo of rhoda
Weird al does ustream with 1,700 fans
AT&T has a heart
A few "seriouslys"

Episode 17
Rude co-workers
google wave dumbing us down?
iphone glass shattered
iphone 3.0 announcements at WWDC
Suicidal man pushed off bridge
get paid $25k to ride every ride in orlando
segway simulator coming to wii
Sony better controller than wii
Kevin smith giggle addictive
mobile mafia wars completed
google street view pancake edition
New tattoo coming soon
NHRA trip (how many G's is that?)
Barn party at D&D farm
and the raccoon pays a visit

Episode 16
Unmotivated for consistant shows
long weekend catching up on TV shows on our DVR
2nd blue october show
starting a consistant workout
our gay dominant dogs
flickradmin request
iphone 3.0 push everything
good dog poop solution vs bad one
all cars must get 42mpg by 2016
electricvehiclessoon to dominatemarket?
terratrike best tadpole recumbent?
annoyances of being an engineer, and a seriously

Episode 15
Eating at an Indian restaurant
Cancer Karma
flickr stalker revealed
pulled pork at white castle
Joe's mom's hip gets replaced
difference between a geek and nerd
drop dead fred 2
live call-in show??
Van goh cuts off his own ear
iphone adult section
Zillow app
Wisconsin can track anyone without cause
a quick enjoy destroy and a couple seriously's.

Episode 14
What are listeners doing while listening to the show
password protection shut down the site
sexy voices
sticky buns
free japanese vending machine food
letter read on DGW
skype calls
changing usernames
KNJ show contest *Send us your intros!*
flickr stalkers
feeding ducks
Iphonespeculation
and a string of "seriousylys"

Episode 13
New show intro mix, thanks to Aron Bass for the backbeat.
We talk about our ant infestion
addiction to mafia wars and peggle
dissapointed food network show
Food commercials not in this state
what's up with all these food illnesses
What could you live without in this recession?
natural resources drying up
bacon sandwiches good for hangovers
New fox reality show
and NPR has ignorant guests.

Episode 12
Back to a Normal show (which is long)
Joe sees everything online
Dusty breaks a nail
Krissy can't sleep
forced bathroom remodel
overworked at work
Easter with family
technology not working
Dennis Leary is anti-green
wii to possibly stream netflix
Tropicana screws up packaging
Obama unveils monorail plans
tweaktoday is like flickr on crack
a new segment called "seriously?"
and listen to an old recording from joe's dad's reel to reel tape at the end!

Episode 11
California trip part 3

Episode 10
California trip part 2

Episode 9
Recording on the road while on vacation in California.  This is part 1 of a series of shows from our trip.

Episode 8
Fax to our voicemail?
Twitchhiker
Chicago checking for insurance at stoplights
office depot and fry's decieving customers
ex-friends coming out of the woodwork
Huge medicine
forgotten socks
and another enjoy destroy

Episode 7
Brazillian food
Iphone 3.0
Atheism
NASA shuttle launch
Apple store
and listener feedback
Special thanks to Jeff the Midget for the new intro, and the song used during voicemails (jeff mallon - worm)

Episode 6
Crazy sick dreams
re-occuring dreams
naked families
Krissy laughs like Kevin Smith
adam carolla's podcast
mafia wars on facebook
blip.fm
Circuit City FIREDOG becomes FIREDOG
GPS turn-by-turn for iphone
BMW teams up with NASA
craigslist gets sued again
Metallica uses a file sharing program and embraces it?
And Enjoy -n- destroy is back, and another listener feedback

Episode 5
Court is bullshit
Krissy goes to blue october concert
Goodwill on Dr Phil
Dunkin donuts stereotype
Working at night messes with metabolism
Medical Marijuana bill passed in illinois
Cluetrain Manifesto
Audio coffee works
Direct messages from keywords on twitter
Roger from austin's new podcast (tech snacks)
airline potty $1.40
top 20 worst congested cities
asteroid comes close to hitting earth + video  (Ignore the dogs making noise in the background)

Episode 4
Krissy laughs at my fall
iphone withdrawl for a day
coughing on spiders
dog show
dog obedience class

Episode 3
We are thankful we still have jobs in a rough economy
Sirius on brink of bankruptcy
favorite restaurants that have closed
which segways us into a new segment we call "enjoy and destroy"
where we talk about our favorite and most hated restaurants, movies, and tv shows
and krissy drops the mic (and the dogs interrupt)

Episode 2
We get a new professional microphone
talk about stupid fighting
a pinball museum in vegas

Episode 1

Our first episode... 
Lots of humming from the built in mic on the laptop
Joe's back hurts from installing a water heater.